Smooth Operator

Today was a peaceful, do-nothing day filled with grocery shopping and sitting around the pool watching the sun set.  Because it was a slow news day, I figured I'd take this opportunity to tell you about my bed.

My bed is too tall for me.  I'd like to say I fell out of it the other night, but it's more accurate to say that I fell trying to get into it.  After returning from the bathroom late one night, it seems my jump didn't have enough spring in it to get me over the top.  Like Icarus, back down to earth I fell.  Thank goodness no one was around to witness my smooth moves.  But wait!  I can give you a silent movie visual so you can appreciate what kind of physical exertion I'm put through just to get into bed.  Really pushing my body to the limits, let me tell you! Watch.