Lest their be any doubts in your mind, unemployment is hard.  All of my skills are put on hold while I'm left to float around with an idiot smile on my face.  Oh the indignity!  Is this not the face of suffering and strife?   (Pam thought it was very important to include the alligator in the image.)

I've gotten multiple requests to reveal the state of my legs.  As you can plainly see, I've not managed to score a tan at all after three weeks in the sun.  That's the power of SPF 10,000!

Toes up!