Ever since the Dead Squirrel Debacle of two weeks ago, I've been trying to be more pro-active in my defense against nature's intruders. Thanks to the deck that Theron built (and a comfy camping chair), I have taken to setting up a defensive post at the back of the house. The objective is simple: to shoot any squirrel that comes within 20 feet of home sweet home. Note that the goal is not shoot to kill because, frankly, I'm just not good enough of a shot. My plastic BBs that tend to blow away in a strong breeze aren't exactly up to the task of assassination either, but with the help of some near misses, I do believe I may just be able to scare off our three resident squirrels by force of intimidation.
All in all, I find this new plan of action to be both physically and intellectually enriching. Intellectually enriching because I spend my time reading in between shots, and physically enriching because, although no real exercise is involved, the very act of being outdoors makes me feel as if I were doing something both sporty and healthful.
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