Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Crackers Feeling the Fires of Hell


Greetings from Babushka and Lauren of Suburbia. As a reciprocatory effort to Blaise's work on the island of Guam, we have launched postings from The Exclusive Reclusives.

In this week's adventure, we find Babushka starting a new domestic project. She has begun collecting saltine crackers which she believes to be burnt. Once a sufficient number of specimens have been collected, Babushka plans to stage a protest at the local Target and demand compensation upwards of twenty-five cents.

This, to my mind, seems very much not worth the time.

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