Toys for Tits....wait, wrong fundraiser. Toys for Tots!

There's always something new to learn, and this week my coworkers taught me a little something about international snacking.  It turns out that a pet peeve of my office manager is that American words are mispronounced in Spanish, and then this word becomes the word for the item.  Case in point: donas.  What is a dona, you ask?  It's a donut.  Check it out:

Of course, I found it even more amusing that these so-called donas are made by Bimbo.  "You guys like Donas made by Bimbos?" I kept taunting the front office crew.  "Shut up!  We're Mexican!" they told me goodheartedly.  Apparently Bimbo also makes toasted bread, and not like melba toast, mind you.  It's packaged toast.  Huh?  I'd go in search of one, but my curiosity does not extend to doing research in the neighborhood ghetto 7 Eleven.

As happens all throughout the country in December, Friday night was Toys for Tots night at one of the casinos (of course).  The show packed the 850 or so seats, and no crowd would be complete without the elderly ladies in their tiaras and sashes. 

I have no idea what the whole Miss Elite Endeavor thing is, but the other gal is a Miss Senior Nevada.  I have a theory that those sashes are like the Red Shoes -- once you put those sashes on, you're doomed to wear them forever.  I see these gals from prior years' competitions around all the time.  They wear this stuff to go shopping at Walmart....kid you not.

The show featured a couple dozen singers, magicians, comedians and burlesque dancers who are all well known in Vegas.  They're not well know like Donny and Marie or Mariah Carey (though several of the performers work on their shows), but this is what Vegas entertainment on The Strip but outside of the megastars looks like.  The show was a little under three hours.  You can watch the highlights of it below in 10 minutes.  My bar buddy Laura made the cut in the highlight reel, and it's worth watching just to see the vintage gown she had on.  

Besides Laura, I'm friendly with David, the trumpet player leading the band.  Though I don't know any of the other acts personally, I run into about 50% of the other performers every week because, as I've said before, this is a small town when you get right down to it.  

The thing that got left out of the highlights reel was the pre-show entertainment, which featured an 11 year old Michael Jackson impersonator named Natalia.  Put her in the running for Best in Show -- the girl is a formidable dancer.

That's entertainment.