Desert Turkey

My holiday started Wednesday evening when one of my coworkers and I decided to have a Misfits' Thanksgiving.  What does it take to be a Misfit?  Well, you have to want to be on The Strip with all of the other displaced souls, so that's where we went.  Toward the northern end of The Strip is a club from the 60s called The Peppermill.  It's been through many incarnations, sets of neon lights and color schemes.  I thought the place was super cool.  (It was also super dead.  Not as many Misfits out as I thought there would be.) 

The restaurant part of The Peppermill serves everything 24 hours a day, but I think most people think of it as a breakfast place.  Below is my Mediterranean omelette, which was stuffed full of shrimp and crab and topped with Hollandaise sauce.  Yum!  And not only was it delicious, it was also roughly the size of a football.  The hash browns were just so-so.  The Vodka Twilight (top right) was delightful, and my coworker said her fish and chips (to the left) were excellent.  

Pam started Wednesday evening sauteing gizzards to turn into broth, which in turn went into the stuffing that included pureed turkey neck meat.  It all seemed very exotic and medieval.  Anyway, Thanksgiving dinner was delightful. Dawn set up her 6' Christmas tree Thursday morning.  I didn't help much outside of singing along with the Christmas carols on the radio for her.  

Pam dragged out her decorations for the house today.  The centerpiece is her 9' Christmas tree.  It used to be 10' but Dennis had to cut out a foot so it would fit in the house here.  I put it together over the course of a long hour.  Pam and I are still negotiating about how to hang the lights on the thing.  She wants everything strung up from the inside and brought out.  Way too much work!  I told her if I'm hanging the lights then I'm doing them my way.  At this contentious decorating impasse, we both walked away from the tree until a future hour.

Pam also pulled out a little pre-lit Christmas tree for my bedroom.  The cord for the lights on the tree was too short to reach any of the outlets, so I had to illuminate the tree by connecting it to my Halloween lights.  Isn't the bringing together of all the holidays what Kwanza is really about?  Wait, what is Kwanza about?

From the Cheap Seats

The adventures continue, but being out of tourist mode I don't often have my camera with me.  Below  are some fleeting moments I've caught on my phone.

I went to a little shindig on Halloween Eve at one of the casinos.  A funk cover band was playing that evening.  The lead singer was dressed in a pimptastic suit.  I thought the guy was black; Pammy protested and told me the guy was white.  Someone butted in and informed us the singer was from Puerto Rico.  We both claimed to be right in our racial evaluation after that.  I didn't snap a picture of the dude's sparkly suit and white shoes, but I had to get video on the best dancer out on the floor.

This 70 something year old was hot and she knew it.  She staked out a sizeable portion of the dance floor and owned it.  Nary an amateur was allowed to approach and degrade the quality of her performance.  I had a little sitdown with her at one point.  When I asked her her secret, she confided, "It's all God-given, honey."  

At this same shindig I also sat down with a woman dressed up as a cross between Stalin and Castro.  Turns out she was a Vegas entertainer veteran.  As she told me, due to her advancing age her gigs aren't as glamorous as they used to be.  She invited me to see her perform the next weekend.  How could I refuse?

The casino was outside of Vegas in a place dismissively referred to as Hendertucky.  True, the casino itself wasn't much to look at, but it boasted a random (and completely awesome) classic car show in the parking lot that afternoon.

Following the sound of the music, I came upon my new acquaintance's less-than-glamorous gig:  an aging polka band.  The combined age of the two guys on the right is 167

Truth be told, I like a good polka.  The songs were a lot of fun, and it was a lively over 80 crowd of sprightly two-steppers.  Good time.

Meanwhile, back at The Big Time, I went to see Celine Dion on Wednesday night.  Her residency in Las Vegas has been going on the past 400 years, and still she sells out every night.  Because we couldn't get comp tickets, we watched the show from the control booth.  The word "booth" is highly misleading because it is, in fact, a huge corridor that runs the entire back length of The Colosseum.  True, this is where nosebleeds go to have nosebleeds, but I liked the relative seclusion of the surroundings.  

Did I mention that Liberace guards the entrance to the restroom?

As I'm not a huge Celine fan and have no real desire to get up close and personal with her, I believe these seats presented Ms. Dion at the proper remove.

After the show we walked around The Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace for a bit.  I spied with my little eye an art gallery which, I was delighted to see, was selling Andy Warhol's painting of Annie Oakley from his "Cowboys and Indians" collection.  Not sure if I would have been allowed to take a photo of it if I'd wanted to, but did I even bother to try?  Heck no!  I was too caught up with the tack-a-rama.

Let me know if a plastic Venus de Milo made anyone's Christmas list this year.  I can oblige.